ABSURD BIBLE VERSES
Jan 06, 2009 in
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usa816 asked:
The bible has good verses…and many rediculous and funny bible verses from the man-made, man-inspired bible.
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25 comments
usa816 on January 7, 2009 at 7:55 am
TY for your support of my video.
Filasbrandic on January 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
As an added note, that Luke 14:26 one, was said by Jesus himself, who loves everyone
MuBa21 on January 8, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Wow. Any sensible Christian reading this stuff would relinquish their religion. I too would like to know how these people take the Bible seriously.
Leadman1989 on January 9, 2009 at 5:56 am
where does the buck stop do we need to post the entire bible because no matter how long the quote you can just say well the thing right in front of it explains it all away….
JohanR888 on January 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm
No wonder fundamentalists are such cupid stunts with such material.
resistanceunion on January 13, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Well all creationists love old testament … hehe
FUk it
usa816 on January 14, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I’m trying to figure it out myself.
bran002 on January 17, 2009 at 6:21 am
OMFG the Bible is so funny! How do people take that shit seriously?
usa816 on January 18, 2009 at 4:37 am
Amen brother!
usa816 on January 21, 2009 at 12:41 pm
sorry if your so “pissed”. There’s nothing out of context. The bible is clear about many issues..like slavery and the rape of women, yet you people deny it and create excuses for the hideous morals.
drawitbig on January 22, 2009 at 11:48 am
u toke the verses out of order. if u do that the verses don’t make any sense. u really got me pissed off buddy, really pissed off. u can look at the facts, in bible times 5% of the men were named jesus, they have the ark of the covident, the romians had records of Jesus’ crosiftion and all over the world people r brought back to life by christians. And when I was younger I was ostistic and god cured that!
buzybass on January 24, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Ah The Bad old Bible eh……..the worlds greatest work of ancient “FICTION”…thats right people its FUCKING FICTION…its not real we are in peter pan and banshee territory now,get it christians,..you crazy loopholes.,may jesus kiss your crazy asses and tell him to hurry up with my burger..im hungry… i already prayed for the fucking thing about 2 hours ago..for fuck sake,i should of prayed to super man he would have my burger delivered in no time.,.jesus is well lazy.
usa816 on January 25, 2009 at 10:13 am
NOPE, the verses about slavery, long hair, women shutting up in church, etc are self-explanatory.
Your just creating excuses to cover for the bible.
notmyfuture on January 26, 2009 at 2:02 am
Yes these are in the bible but you are leaving out the parts in front of it because if you read the whole thing it means something totally different cause if you look through out the bible God often gives examples so we can understand him. So you are misinterperting the scriptures.
freedom0f5peech on January 28, 2009 at 8:16 am
The key point is…
“make them really think twice about relgion”
Wouldn’t you think twice about your religion if it stated that YOU are not worthy to speak, because of your sex or race?
And remember… All I’m doing is quoting a bible verse (something they love to do). I don’t say anything… I just quote the verse.
TheAgnosticAspie on January 30, 2009 at 9:14 am
Why would would you want to deliberatly piss off a christian? Thats just being bigoted!
Youboob99 on February 2, 2009 at 2:56 am
HAhahaha what a fucking retarded religion.
hunterthompson123 on February 2, 2009 at 4:22 am
Indeed there are, its a very relevent book, well the new testemant is anyway!
usa816 on February 3, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Sure there are many good verses in the bible.
hunterthompson123 on February 6, 2009 at 9:17 pm
But to be fair, most of these are the old testemant!
the new testemant is amazing! really, im an atheist, and you can open any page and find something wonderful and inspiring!
samsroomie on February 8, 2009 at 8:04 pm
I asked God for understanding. I read the Bible, Lee Strobel, Josh McDowell, C.S. Lewis, etc. I prayed, went to church, did everything I could think of to understand God’s will. And that’s how I became an atheist. Thanks, God!
ANGLEBOOT on February 11, 2009 at 5:39 am
I take it you really don’t know the difference from hard drink and wine in the Bible. Or the difference between fermented wine and wine in the Bible.
freedom0f5peech on February 12, 2009 at 9:37 pm
The artists might not have, but the knights, warriors, and witch-hunters sure did.
freedom0f5peech on February 12, 2009 at 10:43 pm
There was a study done on this a while back… I seem to recall that it was less than 5% of “Christians” have read the bible.
freedom0f5peech on February 15, 2009 at 2:25 am
If you really wanna piss off a Christian, AND make them really think twice about relgion. Go find a women here on youtube preaching about jesus or some other biblical crap… and comment with Corinthians 14:34
I did just this to two women here on youtube, and they both stopped making videos. You know those women are thinking twice about their “holy book” now!